February 2012
1 post
January 2012
22 posts
Dear Cake Boss Guy:
Your 15 minutes are up.
With Regrets,
Guy Fieri (15 minutes class of 2010)
Best thing I've read in a while...
Last week actor Rob Lowe went citizen journalist and tweeted that “Manning will retire today.” Lowe cited “my people” and later claimed the info came from a “pretty darn good source.”
It turned out to be completely inaccurate, but that hardly matters. That one ridiculous tweet by the man whose first major cinematic role was Sodapop the greaser in 1983’s “The Outsiders,” caused the Colts’ ...
It’s really crappy out today. Fact.
The irony of riding to the top of le Tour Eiffel is that when you’re at the top, your view includes everything except the iconic tower itself.
In honor of Van Halen’s new tour, I recorded myself doing the guitar solo to Michael Jackson’s Beat It. Of course, I recorded it on the voice messages thingy on my iPhone and have no idea how to post it on here b/c it records on mp4 format, and I’m way to lazy to upload it to my big iMac and play recording studio now. So, you’ll have to trust me. It was way cool.
Depression is just anger without enthusiasm.
December 2011
12 posts
There’s a “Rambo” marathon on TV tonight. And, apparently I’m watching it….
The noblest of dogs is the hot dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
Explanations needed!
Can someone please explain for me the following:
1. Why Bored to Death was cancelled, and Enlightened was renewed? I get that all of the characters arced and all, but still, with only 8 episode seasons, they could’ve muddled through some more zany capers. Maybe find Jonathan a true love interest? This cancellation bums me the hell out. And Enlightened is just awful.
2. The entire...
I shouldn’t have eaten those chili-cheese fries. Well, at least I didn’t eat all of them.
Salvador Dali Taking His Anteater for a Walk →
I better not be getting a cold….
ugh.
November 2011
10 posts
Things to add to my list of "Interesting Things...
Today, having lunch (impromptu!) with a billionaire media mogul (for work- I don’t roll like that consistently). And not getting anything on my shirt. Woo hoo!
The sartorialist side of GuardoCamino is glad he went with the following:
Pants: Mark Jacobs (grey)
Shirt: Paul Smith (white with varying shades of pink checks - looks better than I’m describing)
Blazer: Prada (navy)...
Dear person next to me on the boat ride home:
Less cologne next time, mmmkay? I actually enjoy being able to breathe. Thx!
October 2011
9 posts